If they made a movie about my life ..... I would want Mila Kunis from "Friends with Benefits" to play my part. We don't look alike, I have a kid and I'm about 20 years older than her but damn I love her. Silly, yet whimsical personality. Dizzy, fun, and crazy. I consider that my life could, in some way be like Friends with Benefits except it's totally the opposite and there is crazy, crazy sh**t going on in my life that is worth spewing somewhere. I am considering that all this drama likes to follow me around. I experience the strangest of situations, and I don't go looking for it. I had a random knocking on the door which lead to a full-on argument with a woman I have never met. Crazy, I promise. So, after much banter with friends and my amazing psychologist, who suggests I get a social worker on speed dial. I have decided I need to publish these events. The crazy, absurd, and most times entertaining things I am subject to. Let me get into a bit about mys